It's been nice knowing all of you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I have the rabies.

[mix]

1. Me.

I got the mange.

I'll be around, just scratching a lot.

Don't bite anyone.

[libodem]

2. Parvo-bly not

Now, get in that water! And stop all that foaming at the mouth, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NightWatcher]

3. it beats Cat Scratch Fever

[rug]

4. You should probably stop eating lemon meringue pie.

[nolabear]

5. Maybe it's just scabies.

Doctors' voicemails can be hard to decipher sometimes.

[kayakjohnny]

6. Maybe it's just babies.

They can make you feel pretty bad too.

What with all the yelling.

And the poopy scent of course.

[Inchworm]

7. It should be ok

so long as you have the rabies in a jar.

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

8. 's okay; I've already been gored by Roland the Rabid

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Rabies rabies rabies oh ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2PZ3C1kDJo

[Inchworm]

10. LoL

:yourock:

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Searching youtube is always fun.

Now I picture LeftyFingerPop like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAzz4qiDtjA&feature=related

:hi:

[Pharlo]

12. It's RABBI's, not rabies.

And, if you return them to the synagogue before they wake up from the drugs, they won't remember who rabbinapped them to report you.