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Sun Mar-14-10 08:14 PM
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Would you eat a cat for $1000? |
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How about $5000?
5.5 lbs. you get to choose the color.
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:16 PM
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1. All the parts? At one sitting? |
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:18 PM
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3. 45 minutes. Tail optional. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:17 PM
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2. Nope. I would not eat it in a box |
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fox, train, rain, etc. If I was desperate I might but fortunately I'm not.
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:18 PM
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4. Don't be such a grinch. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:20 PM
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5. Whoa, I'm still a little shaky |
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The $5000 deal gave me pause.
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:22 PM
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6. $7500. And it can be a kitten. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:30 PM
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9. OH! You didn't say I had to kill it. |
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$7500 for any legitimate fresh (less than 30min) kitty roadkill. I'm in!
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:32 PM
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10. Oh wait! Can it be some hawt lady named Cathy? |
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$2000 if videos are done.
$1000 (or less) if taking her word after.
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:23 PM
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The last guy didn't pay up!
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:29 PM
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8. Sure, send me your account and PIN numbers. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 08:34 PM
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11. I'd eat one of mine for free... |
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Sun Mar-14-10 11:42 PM
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14. I used to have three. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 10:46 PM
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12. No problem I probably have at one time or another |
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Sun Mar-14-10 11:43 PM
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15. If you can't remember, it doesn't count. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 11:43 PM
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16. I just asked if you'd eat one. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 11:45 PM
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17. Didn't mean to be rude about it. I just couldn't do it. |
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Sun Mar-14-10 11:49 PM
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19. Also too drunk to realize this was a copycat thread at first |
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Mon Mar-15-10 12:09 AM
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20. My cats would eat you for free |
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Especially if you had feta cheese on you.
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Mon Mar-15-10 12:21 AM
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Do I have to kill it myself?
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Mon Mar-15-10 12:19 PM
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22. Not a kitty. But maybe a small dog. |
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JK ... I don't eat red meat.
(If I were stranded in the wilderness with a Freeper, though, I might make an exception. I might feel the need to butcher him. Just sayin'.)
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Mon Mar-15-10 06:00 PM
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27. LOL - the "other" red meat (the freeper I mean) |
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Mon Mar-15-10 03:31 PM
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23. Obligate carnivore flesh taste horrid. |
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Besides, I made a pact with my little pride...I'll feed them and won't eat any of them, if they won't eat me.
So far, they've honored their end of the bargain...mostly.
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Mon Mar-15-10 04:01 PM
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24. Who would like to guess my answer to this question? |
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Mon Mar-15-10 04:36 PM
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25. I Can have so much fun with this but I won't. |
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Mon Mar-15-10 05:43 PM
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26. Wait - are you paying me $5K or am I paying you $5K? |
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Either way, I'm out...but I wanted to clarify
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Mon Mar-15-10 06:02 PM
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do i have to slay and dress the beast?
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Mon Mar-15-10 07:46 PM
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29. Seems kind of high priced per pound. |
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I can get fresh wild caught salmon for $9.99 per pound right now, and lord knows THAT is gonna cost more than cat--be it free range or farmed.
You are seriously getting ripped off at that market.
Laura
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Mon Mar-15-10 07:52 PM
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30. Nah, I had Chinese last night. |
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Mon Mar-15-10 07:54 PM
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Is it ok if I put it in a blender and drink it instead?...
...i'm back. I retched. Disgusting! I did it to myself :puke:
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Mon Mar-15-10 08:03 PM
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32. I don't think I could afford to pay $1000 |
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Mon Mar-15-10 08:13 PM
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33. I'd eat my best friend for that. |
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Mon Mar-15-10 09:09 PM
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34. With some sesame sauce, sure. |
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Tue Mar-16-10 12:56 AM
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35. When, where, why, how? |
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are we talking whole, crunchy, fuzzy, and squishy bits included, or just the meaty parts? Or if you are insistent on the full 5.5 lbs, could we get selected choice bits from several wee kittenish beasties? Is there a kitty equivalent to veal? Are we talking raw or cooked to order? Could I, for instance, place an order for kitty and broccoli, or BBQ, etc? Has the cat in question been raised in a disease free environment without unnecessary steroids and whatnot, had all its proper shots, been killed in a reasonably sterile food oriented process, and otherwise been handled in a manner becoming a proper food source?
Also, whom is paying whom?
What country would this be happening in, what are the relevant laws and how strict is enforcement of those laws? Assuming it would need to be done overseas somewhere, is the cash to transport me there coming out of my proposed payoff, or will that be covered as a separate expense? Will there be some sort of publicity involved, or is this a private deal between 2 interested parties for only private consumption?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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Tue Mar-16-10 12:59 AM
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36. Hell I'd eat a cat for free so long as it was prepared well |
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You can't discriminate which types of animals you do and don't eat.
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