A hypothetical: You have lived a horrible life and are condemned to hell for all eternity.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

As part of your punishment, you are to be forced to listen to a single song on a constant loop in perpetuity while your skin boils and demons gnaw at your body.

You are offered two choices for songs.

The first is Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird", except that it is performed by former Arkansas Governor/GOP hopeful/Friend of Chuck Norris Mike Huckabee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkeflmkFCj0

The second is Glenn Beck's new theme song, "We Will Be The Key" in the style of Stalin, lyrics by Glenn Beck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJU9qWXuAM

Which would you choose, and why? Those are your only two choices. Remember, you are already dead, so dying a slow and painful death is not an option.

[HopeHoops]

1. Couldn't I just opt for eternal gouging of my eyeballs with a rusty vegetable peeler?

[graywarrior]

2. Dear god, I'd rather be buried alive in a wooden coffin