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Mon Mar-15-10 08:17 PM
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i just learned that FEMA death camps are the retribution of an angry god because of our sins. |
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Mon Mar-15-10 11:16 PM
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Arugula Latte
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Tue Mar-16-10 12:26 AM
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2. God is love -- except when he's smiting your sorry ass |
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or sending down plague, war or Kate Gosselin
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Tue Mar-16-10 01:32 AM
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3. I was wondering about that |
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thanks for clearing that up
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Tue Mar-16-10 01:35 AM
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the FEMA death camps were built by homosexual feminist tree hugging social justice preachers? I mean since they are the reason god smites us, right? and the death camps are the punishment? Or do I have that backwards? Never mind, it's in God's hands now or something like that
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Tue Mar-16-10 03:28 AM
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5. What a friend we have in jeezes.....nt |
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Studying the actual teachings of Jesus would be quite illuminating for many, and I'm not too sure many of the TeeVee preachers would be hangin' around after. The loaves and fishes seminar on asset distribution and management will be quite interesting, and I don't think the apostles leading the seminar would actually let the crowd hang Pat Robertson, but he might get roughed up some. I'm certain that Junior Johnson and Owsley Stanley's seminars on water into wine will be well attended, as will the hemp grower's conference featuring Nepalese temple bells and the Dutch genetic sampling. The subsequent sacred music symposium, boogie and barndance will take up the remainder of the week.
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