Today is St. Urho's Day -- the guy who drove the grasshoppers out of Finland.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

It's a much trickier feat to manage grasshoppers than snakes. St. Patrick has nothing on St. Urho.

[Dr. Strange]

1. They weren't insects.

They were cookies. He ate all the grasshopper cookies in Finland.

And the Finlanderonians were not at all happy about it.

[nolabear]

2. I thought he drank all the Grasshoppers in Finland.

Damned Creme de Menthe. (Urp)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

3. but do you have

Bagpipes!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Actually, yes. The Finns had a sort of bagpipe called Säkkipilli.

It's probably what St. Urho used to scare the grasshoppers away.