Can I write 1,000,000 people live in my home, in my census reply?

[NJmaverick]

that way I can get my own Congressional district and all sorts of federal funding and maybe my own hospital....

[bluedigger]

1. Or the men in black helicopters will show up to take you all to the FEMA camps.

It's a calculated risk.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Yes.

.
Yes, you can.
.

[seaker]

2. Christopher Walken did

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/census-taker/274571/

[NJmaverick]

11. OMG! That was hilarious! SNL like it used to be

[seaker]

17. Yep!

:hi:

[Mojambo]

3. As long as you don't live with a bobcat I think you'll be okay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtuPvwBa2U

[azmouse]

4. I hope you have more than one bathroom.

:yoiks:

[NJmaverick]

7. You have to book the bathroom months in advance

:P

[Catshrink]

5. You really want to fill out one page for each person?

:puke:

[LynneSin]

8. Do you want "Sweet Cheeks" or "Dizzy" as your prison nickname

:hide:

[NJmaverick]

13. You say that now but when you hear about the NJMaverick Hospital

and the NJMaverick High School and Congressman NJMaverick you will be singing a different tune. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

14. whatever sweetcheeks

:eyes:

[peekaloo]

9. You're gonna need a bigger form

[HopeHoops]

10. You CAN write it, but they'll send someone to the door to make sure you have enough bathrooms.

[NJmaverick]

12. If I don't have enough bathrooms can I get some federal aid to build some?

[LynneSin]

15. Only if you are shovel-ready with your project

:D

[jmm]

16. I only saw space for up to 12 people on my form.

How do the Duggards fill theirs out :shrug:?