The Chuggo novella is a wrap!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Pretty soon, you'll be finding out the answers you've always wanted to know (or didn't), such as:

1. How did Chuggo get his name?
2. What's the deal with the golden skull staff?
3. Just who is the "fuckin' guy"?
4. What is the secret of the island?

Oh, wait, scratch that last one; that one's meant for LOST.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Please tell me Geddy Lee makes an appearance.

Please, I'm begging you. I'm on my knees, here, like MrCoffee's mom.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. There shall be Rush references. Be warned, however...

...this will not be madcapped laugh a minute WTFery. I wouldn't dare try to approach your genius.

This will be more subtle in its approach, but I think--I hope--the Lounge will be satisfied.

Dare I say this will make Chuggo more likable than Chuggo himself could ever dream to make himself likeable.

[TZ]

3. Of course there will be Geddy Lee...

I know T_C is angling for a starring role in the next tale of WTFuckery...;)

[Dr. Strange]

4. By the way, shouldn't this read...

The Chuggo novella is a rap!

C'mon, fuckin' author!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Touche, my friend, touche.

By the way, just because I'm coming out with a semi-serious Chuggo novella doesn't mean the Mayonnaised one can't also be the subject of a rip-riotious Tale of WTFery.

Chuggo is open to multiple interpretation.