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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 12:00 PM
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CONFESS!!!! Baby Jesus is crying - WTF did you do to cause it!


Look - he's crying and I just know that YOU!! are to blame for this mess!

Fess up - what did you do to cause baby jesus to cry?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 12:36 PM
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1. Okay, okay. I mooned a church.
Things like that will happen when you're drunk all to Jesus.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 12:46 PM
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2. I put a lawn gnome and a crucifix in the break room fridge...
Couldn't help it. It's warm and I though JC could use a little air conditioning...
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 12:47 PM
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3. You can't fool me. That's NOT baby Jesus. Baby Jesus is blond-haired and blue eyed.
That kid's probably crying because some heathen has mistaken him for baby Jesus. :rofl:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 12:51 PM
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4. I bought a chocolate cross and ate it.
Yes I did.

I bought it from Walgreens.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 01:00 PM
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5. Was it regular or dark chocolate
Baby Jesus might forgive you if it was dark chocolate. Baby Jesus loves dark chocolate.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 01:29 PM
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8. Regular chocolate.
Not bad either.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 01:18 PM
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6. That baby Jesus is a mentally unstable little whiner...
Can't do jack shit without him bursting out into tears.

Weird how Jesus gets to "exist" as both a baby and an adult. Wish I could get away with that... "No, it was baby gmoney who did that, and can't hold a baby responsible..."
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 01:27 PM
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7. His baby Pterodactyl bit him.
In the head!
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 01:54 PM
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9. It's his own fault for
picking Notre Dame to win it all.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 03:41 PM
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10. I did not let him into my heart. I accidentally let him into my duodenum.
Sorry, Baby J!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 03:42 PM
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11. But he's not that far from your heart
he's in your body cavity - that's a good start!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 03:49 PM
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13. I hope I don't get in trouble and have to get a cavity search.
"Ma'am, it seems we found Baby Jesus in your intestine. Do you have an explanation for that?"
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 03:49 PM
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12. I don' tuched mahself...
Lotsa times. Yup.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 04:13 PM
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14. Used Pepper Jack in lieu of Swiss on a corned beef sandwich.
Hey, I didn't have any Swiss! I improvised!
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 04:50 PM
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15. This Is Why:
Edited on Thu Mar-18-10 04:51 PM by Beetwasher


He's not just crying. He's running, screaming, and locking himself in the bathroom.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-18-10 05:46 PM
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16. For the three of them, I would cheat on Sandra Bullock. n/t
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