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Thu Mar-18-10 04:03 PM
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| there is a squirrel staring at me... |
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it's creeping me out :scared:
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| Crabby Appleton
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Thu Mar-18-10 04:15 PM
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| 1. If possible, don't act like a nut |
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Thu Mar-18-10 04:16 PM
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| 2. Shouldn't he also *cover his nuts* until the squirrel is gone? |
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Edited on Thu Mar-18-10 04:18 PM by arbusto_baboso
Just sayin'.
Oops, sorry. Didn't realize you were female until I looked at your profile.
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Thu Mar-18-10 04:19 PM
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| 4. I don't think those are original equipment |
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Thu Mar-18-10 04:47 PM
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| 5. Yeah, yeah I have since realized my error. |
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But as a guy, that's the first thought in my head every morning: keeping creatures with teeth AWAY from my junk!
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Thu Mar-18-10 04:19 PM
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| 3. The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel |
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Thu Mar-18-10 04:49 PM
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| 6. Maybe he wants to sell you Squirrel Scout Cookies.... |
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Thu Mar-18-10 04:56 PM
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| 7. Look into my eyes...deeper...DEEPER! |
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He's trying to hypnotize you.
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| mcctatas
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Thu Mar-18-10 05:15 PM
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| 8. it has been forever and the little bastard keeps coming back! |
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not even the vicious kitties sitting in the window can distract him from giving me the stink eye. I blame the ex-hole for shooting that squirrel who ate our tomatoes with an arrow, word got out and they must have a bounty on me!
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Thu Mar-18-10 05:15 PM
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| 9. A couple more just like him and we can eat! |
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Crockpot squirrel mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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Thu Mar-18-10 06:49 PM
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| 12. When I was a kid our next door neighbor would hunt squirrel |
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I remember seeing their innards and thinking they were cherrys in cherry sauce.
I could never eat a squirrel. Yuck!
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Thu Mar-18-10 06:55 PM
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| 13. Nice post Britney Spears |
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Thu Mar-18-10 05:25 PM
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| 10. Give him/her some honey roasted peanuts. And coffee. |
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I've found they go away and never come back for at LEAST every five minutes
once you do that.
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On the plus side, squirrels are very considerate lovers.
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Oh, that's just general... Internets... knowledge... or sumpin'.
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Isn't it?
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Thu Mar-18-10 05:47 PM
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| 11. Don't make eye contact. |
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Sat Mar-20-10 12:46 PM
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| 17. Well, stare back @ it and see who will win the staring contest |
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Sat Mar-20-10 12:54 PM
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| 18. DON'T TUCTCH THE NUTS! |
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