I have PROOF POSITIVE that HopeHoops is indeed Rick Santorum!!!

[LynneSin]

In March of 2000, I lived in PA with my wife and three kids. I worked in N. VA and had a condo there to spend (generally) every other week at while working on site. I worked from PA the alternate weeks.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9298960

Seriously - that suspiciously sounds like Rick Santorum to me. Living in Northern Virginia and trying to convince the census workers that HE lives in PA. I just KNEW Tricky RICK was a lurker here

What do I win??!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. After our wild sexual interlude...

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... there was HopeHoops all over the sheets, so we washed them.
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Ew.
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[HopeHoops]

2. I resemble that remark!

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[SteppingRazor]

3. If HopeHoops owns any turtles, you just may have something here. n/t

[LynneSin]

4. Geez, when will you people get a fricking clue!!!

John Cornyn - Homosexuality leads to fornicating with box turtles
Rick Santorum - Homosexuality leads to fornicating with dogs

Do we need to put a scorecard out of Republican making up horrible analogies about homosexuality?

[SteppingRazor]

5. To quote further Republican asshattery, why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?

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[MiddleFingerMom]

6. My latest lover...

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... is guaranteed to make both Cornyn's and Santorum's heads asplode!!!
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It's the only reason I'm involved in this relationship.
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Really!!!
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[Kali]

7. ...

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