DUDE! i am eating 3 am cheeseburger flavored doritos and they are THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!

[datasuspect]

they taste like actual cheeseburgers!

[Hawkeye-X]

1. Wasn't there a recall on those things?

Salmonella on the flavoring...

Hawkeye-X

[rcrush]

6. I think that was just the Cheeseburger Pringles

The doritos should be good.

[Mojambo]

2. Your taste buds need a recall. n/t

[Archae]

3. I just bought some!

Yumyumyum...

[mcollins]

4. DUDE! Put down the bong,

and step away from the cheerleader!

LOL!

[rcrush]

5. muthafuckin dupe

[RubyDuby in GA]

7. My favorite author ever, Laurie Notaro, had this to say about said product:

a facebook status from March 10th: Scary how much cheeseburger Doritos taste exactly like cheeseburgers, although you're overwhelmed after 5 because it's like eating 5 burgers. If Doritos can make that, let's put the Dorito people on Global Warming. Put them on that shit. If you can do THAT, if you can turn a burger into a chip with flavor profiles of m...ustard, ketchup and LETTUCE, fixing our shredded atmosphere is nothing more than finger painting.

[crim son]

8. Bullshit.

Where'd you get them?

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Herr's Steak & Onion Potato Chips...

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...maybe not EXACTLY the flavor, but by far the best chips
I have ever had... but they're like the Holy Grail of chips.
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Never available -- haven't seen nor thought of them for a
coupla years(?) and when they WERE available here in Tucson,
they would be an exceptionally cheap bargain sale loss leader
for about 2-3 weeks and then disappear for 6-12 months.
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Carrot and the stick.
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Carrot and the stick.
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The Man knows how to control us.
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Oh, yes........ yes, indeed.
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He's still out there.
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Don't you dare be lulled into thinking otherwise.
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I BEEN GOOD, THE MAN!!! WHERE ARE MY HERR'S S&O POTATO CHIPS?!?!?"
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I admit it.
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You my Daddy.
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[Skittles]

10. scheduling datasuspect for ass-kicking

sure, those things are awesome; I've eaten many a bag of cheese-burger flavored Doritos on the night shift, but I feel datasuspect just has it coming

[krispos42]

11. I have most of a bag right here.

And unlike *every other flavor* of Doritos, I'm not planning on finishing it ever.

You want it?


I'd be more than happy to PM it to you.


Got any "Tacos At Midnight"? Those are the shit! :yum: