I did not want to tell you this...but here goes...

LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Mar-20-10 02:30 AM
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I did not want to tell you this...but here goes...

I just signed a contract for a new show on NBC.

It is called "The Bounty Hunter".

The plot is as follows.

I am sitting in my recliner, with nothing on but a pair of shorts and a sleeveless T-shirt.

I am eating a sandwich consisting of white bread, roast beef, mayo, tomato, and lettuce.

The show is introduced dramatically...welcome to the Bounty Hunter!

The camera zooms in on me eating the sandwich.

I open my mouth and the camera shows an extreme close up of the mashed up sandwich in my mouth.

That is the entire fucking show.

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JonLP24

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Sat Mar-20-10 02:40 AM
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1. Mayo...

:puke:

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