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Sun Mar-21-10 05:49 PM
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need advice for preparing cats for travel |
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Sun Mar-21-10 05:54 PM
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1. Go for a breed known as "porcupine". |
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. Do NOT remove the fur. . Proper etiquette demands that you eat it from back to front. . Pick your teeth (you'll see). . Stop the bleeding. . . Tomorrow... I'll give you a recipe for porcupine balls. .
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Sun Mar-21-10 06:02 PM
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2. Back in the 90's, I moved from Philly area to Atlanta. |
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. Flew down and took Graycat with me in a carrier. . Got a small trank from the vet and gave it to her an hour or so before the flight. . Never put her completely out, but relaxed her to the point where translucent membranes covered MOST of her eyes, her head was bobbing and weaving and weaving and bobbing, and she made this throaty constant LOW vocalization of "m-e-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h". . Security trainee -- young guy. His trainer said, "you have to pick up that cat carrier and check it out thoroughly" which, to him, meant picking it up and peering inside at the cat for about 10-15 seconds. . He put down the carrier, turned to his trainer, and said in a normal level conversational tone, "That cat's FUCKED UP!!!!!" . . I could NOT stop laughing. .
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