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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 12:52 PM
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What do you call it when John Boehner drinks a fifth of vodka?
A screwdriver.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:00 PM
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1. Ha!
:thumbsup:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:08 PM
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2. Oompa-Loompa Juica
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:09 PM
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3. His breakfast? n/t
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:15 PM
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4. Followed by a Camel non-filter chaser! n/t
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:47 PM
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5. Geeorge W. Bush Junior?
:shrug:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 01:51 PM
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6. I was going to say, Breakfast
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 02:23 PM
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7. A day that ends in "y".
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 02:39 PM
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8. cutting back? nt
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 02:39 PM
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9. a drunk oompa loompa
:D
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mainstreetonce Donating Member (116 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 02:40 PM
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10. bottled health care
cheers
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 03:01 PM
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11. I don't know... could it be...
.
... an E.D. Boner?
.
E.D. standing for "Extra Dry", of course.
.

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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 03:02 PM
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12. Lunchtime
you know your skin color does get orange/yellow when your liver is kaput. He reeks of a 5 martini lunch kind of guy.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 03:03 PM
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13. Gilding the lily
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 05:32 PM
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14. 8AM. nt
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 08:25 PM
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15. His nightcap.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 08:45 PM
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16. Breakfast, lunch and dinner? n/t
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 11:05 PM
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17. Hydration
after his 2-hour morning tanning session. To be followed 3 hours later by his afternoon tanning session, and 3 hours after that by his evening tanning session. A fifth of vodka comes after each session, naturally.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-22-10 11:08 PM
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18. A -WASTE- of perfectly good vodka?
:shrug:


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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-10 02:29 AM
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19. "Significant risk of terrorist attacks"
Edited on Tue Mar-23-10 02:29 AM by krispos42






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