the art of picking your nose and how not to get caught

[ashling]

To pick or not to pick, is that the question? The answer to that question is pick.

Tips and Pointers!

There are two types of nasal stuff (yes, that is the technical term) you will probably find in your nose, snot and boogers. Snot being the runny stuff (another technical term) and boogers the dried snot. This works kinda like how raisins were once grapes, but they have dried and recieve a different name, the same goes for your mucus.

Don't get carried away:





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http://hubpages.com/hub/the-art-of-picking-your-nose-and-how-not-to-get-caught

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Don't kiss your honey

When your nose is runny
You might think it's funny
But it's snot.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Where have you been all my life?

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I have SO needed this.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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My ex-wife was EXTREMELY open-minded about almost everything, so surprised
the hell out of me when she told me that my nosepicking was disgusting.
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I tried to explain to her the statistics mentioned in this piece... and
eventually found that it wasn't me picking my nose that grossed her out...
it was me trying to pick her nose.
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HEY!!!!
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PRIMATES GROOM, alright?
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