Early episodes of "Sarah Palin's Alaska" leaked!

[ironflange]

No real surprises.

Episode 1:

"There he is, the mighty Kodiak bear, and gee, he's about the biggest one I've ever seen, you betcha. Let's try to get a little closer. . . OK, that's great."

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Episode 2:

"I'm high in the Brooks Range, searching for the endangered Brooks Orange-Footed Marmot. This looks like a good spot, let's wait. <time passes, Sarah babbles about energy policy> There he is! You see his nose sticking out from under that rock? C'mon, just a little further. . ."

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Episode 3:

"See that island over there? That's Russia! We're here among a pod of killer whales, those dumb hippies and liberals call them orcas, doncha know. This group can devour a whole school of salmon in seconds. OK, they're coming closer. . ."

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

"Whaddaya mean, we need a harpoon? Do we have a harpoon aboard? WHY NOT?!?!? WHERE'S THE PRODUCER?!?"

I think you get the idea.

[Kali]

1. and of course she quits in the middle of the first season

right after Tawdd runs off with another man.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. I LOL'd

[bluesbassman]

3. "Leaked" being the operative word here.

:puke: