Ooh I love the taste of power in the morning

[TZ]

So I think I understand the reason why people sign up to be board moderators here and elsewhere...Putting the ban hammer on someone is fun! I have the honor of being an admin for a FB group and I had my first taste of power when I banned a troll from the group. Very satisfying!! :woohoo:
Y'all better be nice to me now, I'm drunk with POWER....:evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

1. hey.......

I'm always nice to you :)

:hi:

aA
kesha

[NewJeffCT]

2. Good thing everybody on DU is so nice to you

no worries for you there if you ever become a DU mod.

[TZ]

3. :rofl:

Ah friend, not quite, not quite...;)

[motely36]

4. It needed to be done!

FTGOABP!

[Dr. Strange]

5. Ha! You just think you banned me.

But I'll have you know, I'm unbannable!

[TZ]

6. lol

Don't mess with me mister. I'll take you your ability to look at all those pictures in the NIPPLEZ!!11!! group

[Symarip]

7. I don't think that's what you're drunk on (nt)

[TZ]

8. Hmm.

Nice bit of projection there, Mister! :rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

9. I could never have moderator power.

That's me on the right.

[CreekDog]

17. I could never want it

power's not a thing for me. :shrug:

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

23. Your cat likes that .

Can't have competition for that superior role in the household.
:P

[Debi]

10. Power is just one of the things you must be drunk on!

:beer:

Hey, did you take my Maglite? I can't find it ANYWHERE!!!

[motely36]

11. Did you a maglite?

:P

[Dr. Strange]

12. Oh great.

Debi's posting phallic symbols in the Lounge. Again.

[CreekDog]

18. or waxing her couch

:wtf:

[Shell Beau]

32. Her couch, eh?

[motely36]

38. She's always waxing the damned thing

I hear she want's to wax Ashley Green's couch!

[Shell Beau]

39. She and Mel take turns with that one.

[Starry Messenger]

19. I know where it is!

:hi:

[motely36]

42. I'm not retrieving it!

It can just stay there!

[Starry Messenger]

43. It's good for dark places though.

No one likes to lose a maglite.

[lost-in-nj]

13. ....

:rofl:

wait.... what????



you are scaring me.......


lost

[Zomby Woof]

14. LOL!

When I saw the troll's name, I was going to say something... but I never got a chance, LOL.

Good job, TZ! :toast:

[Shell Beau]

15. And I'm a bouncer!!

:bounce: <--- Looks like that!

[motely36]

16. Why don't you bounce on over here!

:bounce: :bounce:

:P

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. Use it carefully.

Because in the ether of cyberspace without the benefit of context, who knows how a totally innocent and well intentioned comment can be interpreted. :(

[Shell Beau]

21. You think TZ will use it carefully?

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:



:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. ...

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

25. I didn't realize you were on facebook!

If you get a friend request from someone with a name that looks like Shell Beau, and it will, it is ME!!

[Shell Beau]

30. Surely YOU didn't hurt someone's feelings?????

No way. Your posts are always hilarious. Hopefully you just mean TZ is so awesome at being sarcastic???

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Oh, please.

Chuggo? That's funny? About as funny as Narwhals.







:hide:

[redqueen]

37. Narwhals are funny!

You love them!

[Midlodemocrat]

41. You're right. I was just being contrary.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

24. If you ban me from that group, I'm banning you from our other group.

The Global Moderator has spoken!

Besides, I'm the Porn Librarian.

[Dr. Strange]

27. Ooh!

Besides, I'm the Porn Librarian.

I'd like to peruse the stacks, if I may.

[flvegan]

44. Fresh!

My stacks are not for your perusing, lest you get the business end of a taser!

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Hello? All powerful one?

My left elbow has been killing me for two days. Can you find some remedy for it?

TIA.

[TZ]

28. Here's my remedy:

Wine, lots of wine...Oh wait, thats what you do everyday...:hide:

[Shell Beau]

29. It must be hurting from carrying all of the babies.

Midlo, you switch sides from time to time.

[Dr. Strange]

31. She doesn't have more than five sides, though.

The quints need to learn to walk. Soon!

[Shell Beau]

33. She could get some advice from Octomom.

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Some all powerful one you are.

I'm sticking with the Supreme Mo-Fo.

[TZ]

36. Oh good luck

His suggestion will involve disrobing from the waist up so he can get a GOOD look...:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

40. Interestingly? I'm surprisingly okay with that.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

45. Oh. From your OP,

I thought you were tasting the 9V battery terminals. Again. Shame, shame....

:hide: