Can someone please tell me how to get rid of the large pants?

[leeroysphitz]

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[Mugu]

1. Thermite.

My personal answer to many of life's difficult problems.

If that's an actual photo of yourself, let me be the first to say congratulations. Well done.

[Kali]

2. wow!

I'd keep a pair. Wish I had the problem of wondering what to do with my fat clothes.:(

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. let me be...

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...the second to say "Congratulations".
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OR... if they've just ALWAYS fit like that, let me
be the first to say, "They don't let you go out
clothes-shopping by yourself very often, do they?"
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[Mugu]

4. Hadn't even considered your second point.

It that is indeed the case, I agree. Don't ever go shopping alone again.

[leeroysphitz]

5. Why not? I'm SMART, I can handle things.

Not like everybody says...

[Iggo]

6. Eat right and exercise.

But it looks like you figured that out already.

[Recovered Repug]

7. There's always the "hanging below my ass look"

like some teens wear.

[Quantess]

8. is that you?

[struggle4progress]

9. Y'can still use em: just stuffa lotta socks in. If babes think a pair a socks in y'drawers

is sexy, just think how they'll react to thirty five or forty pairs jammed down there

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. (Looking down and rolling eyes)

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In FRONT. She MEANT "put the socks in the FRONT of your pants"!!
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Geez, what a maroon!! Geez, what an old joke!!
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[Orrex]

10. Try to relax your breathing, and the pants will stop.