Bucky
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Sat Mar-27-10 11:48 AM
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If I had a time machine, I would probably go back and kill the guy who invented the leaf blower |
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Of course then I would no longer be motivated to go back in time and kill him, and so I wouldn't, and so leaf blowers would still exist. But still, they're horrible machines.
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Sat Mar-27-10 11:50 AM
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1. Can you get whoever invented clocks and lightbulbs too? nt |
Bucky
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Sat Mar-27-10 12:01 PM
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2. What are these "clock" things you speak of? |
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Which reminds me of a joke, how many Luddites does it take to screw in a candle?
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Deep13
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Sat Mar-27-10 12:22 PM
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3. None, threaded rods are the devil's work! nt |
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:26 PM
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8. LOL! I'm stealing that joke n/t |
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Sat Mar-27-10 12:24 PM
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4. Can I go with you? And can we take a leaf blower and run it outside his house for 3 days first? |
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I mean like 72 hours straight. THEN we can either kill him or encourage him not to invent it or we'll come back (in our present time) and run about a hundred fucking leaf blowers for six weeks straight outside his house. Hopefully he wouldn't have to die that way.
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:01 PM
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5. You must go back as the Terminator |
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You must kill the leaf blower inventor's MOTHER as she comes out of the womb of her mother. Kill his grandmother too, just to be safe.
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Bucky
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:27 PM
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10. Do I have to get naked for that? |
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Um, please don't misconstrue that as a come-on.
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:32 PM
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11. Yes. Nakedness is vital |
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Please don't construe this as a come on either!
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Bucky
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:43 PM
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12. I just don't think I could accomplish this important task by myself. Are you willing to help? |
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Again, as above, there is no inappropriate suggestion being made here.
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Sat Mar-27-10 02:22 PM
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14. I've always wanted to go back and place winning bets |
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Although being naked might make that a bit awkward. Or maybe not if I could choose what age I would be when I went back. This 61 year old body can't compete with my 25 year old one. But hey, I could use the 61 year old body to scare the shit out of somebody! Silver lining you know...
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:07 PM
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6. You'd have to kill the guy who invented the blowdryer, too. |
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Otherwise someone else would just get another bright idea.
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:24 PM
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7. It's the perfect republican machine |
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it blows the shit on my side of the street to your side of the street and it makes noise and smoke while doing so.
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:26 PM
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9. I despise those things |
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Sat Mar-27-10 01:44 PM
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13. Then some guy hired to rake the leaves will go back to kill you |
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so he can have his leafblower back.
I see a Donnie Darko loop emerging.
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Sat Mar-27-10 03:45 PM
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15. No, please don't, without a leaf blower how do I make one of these: |
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Sat Mar-27-10 03:48 PM
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16. Are you a part of the leafbagger movement? |
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Posting threats on the internet is a no-no!
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Sat Mar-27-10 04:08 PM
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who invented shrink wrap too, please?
I hate spending an hour opening a new DVD or CD!!
Biker's Old Lady
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Sat Mar-27-10 04:39 PM
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18. Ooh, ooh, could I help you kill the guy who invented leaf blowers? |
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Whatever happened to nice, old-fashioned QUIET rakes and brooms?
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