I Support Canada's Right to Exist

[SoDesuKa]

I haven't heard of any existential threats to Canada, but if there are any, I oppose them. I stand shoulder to shoulder with our neighbor to the North. Vive la Quebec libre! And hooray for Saskatoon.

[applegrove]

1. Thank you????? I think.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. I support most of it

I'm not sure about Prince Edward Island. Or Labrador or Newfoundland. They're not like "real" provinces, are they? Of course, if LaBatts has breweriew in those places, then hell yes they're in.

:hi:

[whistler162]

3. Well since the Canuck's have whooped our butts

each and every time we have gone against them militarily that is really a non starter.

Maybe if the French attack from Saint Pierre and Miquelon they might have something to fear!

[Lucy Goosey]

4. Well, you're on the opposite side of the issue than Ann Coulter, then.

Canada "better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent." -Ann Coulter

http://mediamatters.org/research/200412010011

[quakerboy]

5. I disagree

I support the annexation of our northern neighbor by ourselves, the USA, under the auspices of "for the good of mankind".

[NoPasaran]

6. It's not even a real country anyway

[quakerboy]

7. Is too. But we need it more than it needs itself

Hear me out. The US is kinda fucked up. Even with the recent electoral gains for dems, its still a bit of a scum hole, politically. And we are a dominant world power at this time, if for no other reason than we got nukes and we crazy mofos up in here.

Now. Imagine we annex canada. I mean, Canada could make for at least 2 new states. Perhaps even three. So 4-6 new senators, and how many would be republicans? Thats how you end the gridlock. Bring Canada on board. Then state-ize DC, for a total of 8 new democratic senators. Bringing us to 66 of 108, and as near a perminant majority as can be. Then roll on through with real health care, EFCA, environmental reform, etc.

Plus we will have liberated all those benighted queen worshiping commies from their Faux-French Oppressors. Or at least, thats how we sell it to Texas and Utah, to get them on board.

[Bucky]

9. Besides which, it's us or them, dog eat dog, every man for himself, kill or be killed, a jungle out

there

[rcrush]

8. I don't. Lets invade them now.

I don't like that they call ham "Candian Bacon". Its not fuckin bacon dammit! Its ham!

[whistler162]

13. Depends on how much aid they will give us when we lose!

[old mark]

20. Amen, brother - Damn those Canadians, anyway,,,,make them part of Alaska

and Idaho or whatever the hell is up there.
Detroit or something.
Troops out of Iraq and into Canada!!!!

mark

[rcrush]

21. YEAH! And lets storm the capital! Toronto!

BURN TORONTO DOWN!

[old mark]

24. Wait, I thought that was in France........

Isn't their capitol Ottumwa or some shit like that?


Whatever.....


mark

[Captain Hilts]

10. Oooooh Canadaaaaah, I live next door to theeeee! nt

[struggle4progress]

11. I remember when I was a kid, Canada used to be in South America. I've always wondered

why they packed up and moved North. I'd like to take a stand with you but I need some questions like this answered first

[rcrush]

16. Global Warming caused Canada to float up north.

I read it in school once.

[struggle4progress]

22. I thought they put it on wheels and rolled it up through Texas and Oklahoma

but I might be remembering wrong

[LeftinOH]

12. Canada has a right to exist, but the Holy city of Sault St. Marie should be kept under UN control-

-the place is too loaded with history and symbolism to allow just one side or the other control it.

[Arugula Latte]

14. I support Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and Come-By-Chance, Nova Scotia

[rcrush]

15. Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.

The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here!

[Kaleva]

17. The Pentagon has a plan (drafted in the '20's) to invade Canada

Of course, we'd have to exchange our tanks for horses and F-15 jet fighters for bi-planes to make it work exactly as planned but it's do-able.

[AngryAmish]

18. Since Hawaii was destroyed I kinda want revenge.

[redqueen]

19. I think we should unite with them and Mexico.

And we could call it the Organization of North American Nations (ONAN for short).

[Orsino]

23. I support a two-state solution.

We trade 'em Idaho and Mississippi for their universal single-payer.

[MiddleFingerMom]

25. I say we invade and conquer...

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...liberate all their poutine and then give them back their country.
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[kedrys]

26. Er, a free Quebec IS an existential threat to Canada.

No, really.