You've spent $1,946 at a strip club, and it's time to face the wife/SO

[OmahaBlueDog]

Just curious ....

[mike_c]

1. she would be a bit perplexed about the strip club-- I have NO unmet needs in that regard...

...but damned livid if I hung out with republicans! :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

2. I'd be more pissed about the 2 grand.

And yes, I'd whoop my husband's ass if he spent 2 grand at a strip club.

[rcrush]

3. I know some guys who spent way more than that at a strip club

These were some rich dudes but when they went to the nudie bar and got rip roaring drunk they could drop 3 or 4 g's in the entire night.

[OmahaBlueDog]

4. OK...even at whatever outrageous per drink charge

...and even figuring that you're handing out $5s instead or $1s at the tip rail...and even at ...say $50 per session in the (**cough**) "champagne room", I'm just not seeing $3 grand, unless I'm taking out the entire board of directors of a sales prospect.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

12. It's very, very easy for a group of guys to drop a couple G's in a night

I, um, have studied the phenomenon.

[rcrush]

16. Oh it can be done.

Trust me.

[Yavin4]

7. All of it Written Off As A Business Expense

Meanwhile schools are crumbling.

[unpossibles]

14. and they'll be damned if you waste it on some sick people

I mean, come on. Where are your priorities? And how much would Jesus tip?

[flvegan]

5. Likely she went with me, and I spent most of the money watching.

If you know what I mean.

[KG]

6. my dream wife would be pissed i didn't take her.

[rurallib]

8. "wife is really excited I remembered our anniversary for the first time."

[Forkboy]

9. Pissed that I didn't ask her.

[Generic Brad]

10. She's going to help me track down the bastards who stole my credit card

Think that excuse would fly?

[nolabear]

11. I DEMAND equal time for the DU women!!

How about if you had to go home to your husband??? You guys aren't the only ones who enjoy a good (and for tht price it'd better be DAMNED good) kinky strip scenario, you know.

[unpossibles]

13. a combo of B & C

First off, "high roller" or not, spending two grand for some T&A is just plain stupid. I mean, I realize they are Republicans and all, but I could imagine a WAY better party for far less.

[Kaleva]

15. Spending 2 grand on strippers instead of on my wife would cause a problem

[guitar man]

17. She's only be pissed

If I didn't take her along :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. My ex and I (we were in our early twenties)...

.
... went to a couple of strip shows. This was when they were closer
to burlesque than to softcore porn, with sets and costumes and even
characters, etc.
.
We BOTH enjoyed them and we were BOTH inspired in so many ways.
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So many wonderful, WONDERFUL ways.
.
.
.
.
.
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Sure, honey... we can put Grecian columns in the backyard and turn
the office into a doctor's exam room. And all we need for the weight
room is a microphone and some shoulder pads to do that "sportsjournalist
interview in the locker room" thingy.
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My wife wanted ME to hold the mike while SHE wore the shoulder pads.
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I miss her SO much sometimes.
.

[OmahaBlueDog]

19. It sounds like you had a lot of fun

I hope you were able to charge the whole thing off to your local GOP :evilgrin: