And now RPattz brings you...

[Debi]

The Holy Package!



Oh Yeah :wow:

[flvegan]

1. I'd be happy to be the RPattz meat in that sandwich.

[Debi]

5. Do you know how many times I had to read that

before I figured out what it meant?

:rofl:

You could be a band - Frankie and the Tweens :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

9. I only had to read it once to figure out what it meant.

[flvegan]

11. What

the hell is Tweens?

[Debi]

15. Look it up

and check the age of consent in FL!!! :blush:

[flvegan]

42. Those two are over 18.

Right? They sure look it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

28. You were SO close!!!!

.
Frankie and his Tweeners.
.

[Debi]

35. Sorry, I'm not the mother of an underage girl

Thanks for the help :thumbsup:

[MiddleFingerMom]

43. Maybe this would be better...

.
Frankie and the Tweens and his Tweener.
.
They make a cute quartet, don't they?
.
.
.
.
edit: changed quarter to quartet -- Sigmund says I was
probably thinking of a roll of quarters for some reason.

[mcctatas]

2. how can he have a "package" without blood flow to his member?

prosthetic? Stupid sparkly vampire :hide:

[flvegan]

3. Pervert.

[mcctatas]

4. ME?

rear admiral jackass :eyes:

[flvegan]

12. Rear Admiral reporting for duty, baby.

[Debi]

6. Hard as marble! n/t

[mcctatas]

13. also marble

[Debi]

16. That's hot!

and cool :blush:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Earth to Cougar. Earth to Cougar.

HE IS A BABY!~~~~~!!!!!!

[Debi]

8. He can drive and drink legally

And stay out ALLLLLL night :P

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I'm telling his mom. You are in SOOOO much trouble, missy.

[Debi]

17. I bet his mom knows how he got here

I'll help him through the awkward stage :P

[Missy Vixen]

45. I just keep telling myself he's someone's son

Plus, I'm old enough to be his mother! Aaaargh!

When did this happen?

:eyes:

[Debi]

48. I try to block that logic out

x(

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Obviously.

I think cougar is too kind of a term for you, missy. I need to think of one more predatory.

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Debi]

53. He just needs a kind and gentle

teacher ... um ... :yoiks: What is Chris Hansen doing here???

[Midlodemocrat]

55. He's there already? Wow. That was quick.

:yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

51. LOL. I keep telling that cougar Debi the same thing, but she refuses to listen.

And, the older TM gets? The less appealing kids of her age are.

:rofl:


How are ya, darlin'? Sorry I didn't call you back. Batshit crazy here, as always. Did you see what the fun sucker did?

[Missy Vixen]

56. I'm fine

I hope we can talk again soon. After all, I laugh till I cry!

So, what's the fun sucker done now?

Debi, everyone thinks you're a cougar? Meet my Seahawks boyfriend, a mere _____ (number redacted) years younger than I am. I wish I were ashamed, but at least he's over 30. If I end up in King County Jail over this, you can come visit. After all, a certain movie crew spends a lot of time in the LaPush/Vancouver, BC area...

[TZ]

14. He looks very stiff in that picture.

NO DEBI THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN...:rofl:

[Debi]

18. OMG!!

I can't breathe!

[Starry Messenger]

19. Maglite!

[Debi]

22. Good for use in an emergency!

:loveya:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. Careful, Debi, that's a deadly weapon!

You could put an eye out with that thing. ;)

:hide:

[Debi]

23. *sigh*

I am willing to take the risk being near suck a weapon imposes.

[redqueen]

25. !

:spray:

LOVE that typo, Debi. :rofl:

[Debi]

26. Oh My God!!!

:rofl:

Paging Dr. Dr. Freud!!

[RainDog]

31. do have you panties to go with that Freudian slip? n/t

lololol.

[Debi]

36. Not any more!!!

:blush:

I threw them up on stage at Comic Con.

[redqueen]

21. I call shenanigans.

If he's going to his right, what's that on the left?

Maybe you have some more pics... we could try to clear this up.

[Debi]

24. I recommend typing certain words into your search engine

and you will get your answer.

Yes, I have done extensive research in this ... area :blush:

[Lilith Velkor]

27. It's forked!

:yoiks:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

32. Careful where you stick that thing!

:)

[Lilith Velkor]

34. That's what HE said.

[redqueen]

37. Who's that?

[Lilith Velkor]

39. Sam Witwer.

eta: And his, um, Sith expansion package. :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

41. LOL

:D

[Captain Hilts]

54. That had me confused. nt

[RainDog]

29. i'm worried about you

because I now think you're weirder than me. :)

btw, that's a roll of quarters in his pocket.

[TZ]

30. LOL.

I'm not sure which one of you is weirder now that I think of it...:rofl:

[RainDog]

33. I think she's nicer weird

I'm weird with attitude.

[Debi]

38. I'm pretty sure that's a compliment

WTF???

[RainDog]

40. well, you have to be nice to like a guy who is a teenybopper idol.

...or something. :hide:

here's my pompetus of love - or maybe that's pompadour



he's actually older than me. I always ended up going out with guys younger than me but, you know... that's why I say I'm worried, dear.

maybe we need to have a talk with the Beaver.

[caitxrawks]

44. OH MY...

THOSE
PANTS



AAAAUGHHHHHH
IT BURNS!

[Shell Beau]

46. YOU WISH!!!!!

:rofl:



:P

[Debi]

49. Some witch sent me this pic ...

[Rhythm]

47. .

[Debi]

50. The pic is from the filming of Bel Ami

:eyes:

Twilight is soooo 2008

SOMEBODY seems obsessed w/the past.