Food Shortages? EAT A REPUBLICAN!

[Taverner]

They taste great with a little BBQ sauce, and they are usually so doughy and fat that the meat is tender when carved.

Also, the hot air inside them will help them cook faster, kind of a convection effect. But be sure and put a 1 inch slit in them or they'll explode - and no one wants to see that.

IN addition, the drugs they take will help give the meat a sedative effect, much like you get after turkey breast. Although that won't be coming from tryptophan.

But do be sure and de-vein them first. You have no idea how full of shit they are. Failing to do so will spoil the meat.

:evilgrin:

[calico1]

1. Ugh....no thanks...

No amount of ketchup, hot sauce, barbecue sauce, gravy or ANYTHING could make rotting flesh taste good.

[muffin1]

2. I'll stick with starvation, thanks.

Seems safer.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. I'd rather eat patented infertile Monsanto GM corn flakes coated with HFCS.

:puke:

[LeftinOH]

4. An Immodest Proposal, quite.

[Iggo]

5. Come on, baby. Eat the rich.

Put the bite on the sonofabitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCyFkjBRrbo

[mcctatas]

7. beat me to it

:P

[Iggo]

8. .

:headbang:

[gmoney]

6. Eat the Richmeister

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Soylent Green is made of Republicans!

Fat, pasty, pale Republicans!

[AnArmyVeteran]

10. But wouldn't that make Soylent Green look RED?

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. No, prolly more like tapioca bars.

Ughh..