Caption the Hutaree mommy-bride and her little raison de mariage

[BurtWorm]

"He's working through some Oedipal shit, Jethro. He'll learn to love you."

[BurtWorm]

1. "See, you CAN still work that camera without your thumb and index finger."

[BurtWorm]

2. "Dada make honest woman out of mommy now."

[BurtWorm]

3. "Oh, Throckmorton, the age difference between us means nothing to me...

The size of the gun is all that matters."

[hvn_nbr_2]

4. Hutaree Gothic. nt

[Quantess]

5. Tell my mommy the fake flowers are pretty, or else!

[BurtWorm]

6. 'He's mad you made him cut off his rat-tail.'

[BurtWorm]

7. 'Put the damn camera down, in the name of the Mother, the Son, and the soon to be Holey Ghost.'

[BurtWorm]

8. 'Jethro Jr.'s gonna go rustle us up a padre for the ceremony.'

[Brickbat]

9. "That's right, honey. Only point the gun at it if you want to blow it to smithereens."

[CreekDog]

10. I think you will be unloading that dishwasher

:rofl:

[AnArmyVeteran]

11. How about this...

How about, "Remember son, when I tell daddy to shoot the picture with the camera it doesn't mean you can shoot daddy with the gun".

[BurtWorm]

12. 'I think we better LET him be the flower 'girl' if he wants to be...'

[proteus_lives]

13. Too much weapon for his size. I started out with a .22

It's not safe.

Plus camo as background? Not fashionable.

[dembotoz]

14. maybe we can get on sarah palins tv show

you know--the new republican dream?

[Urban Prairie]

15. Militia demonstration of their version of a shotgun marriage n/t