Urgent assistance needed with a domestic matter

[taterguy]

Just got a message from my wife to 'defrost the fucking shrimp.'

I don't know where she keeps stuff in the kitchen.

Where do you think the fucking shrimp are that need to be defrosted?

Please advise ASAP.

Thanks!

[Taverner]

1. They are next to the thing, over by the other thing

You know - next to 'it'

[taterguy]

7. Thanks for your help

[MrCoffee]

2. Check the garbage disposal

Get it spinning pretty fast, then stuff your arm down the hole and fish around...you should find something.

[taterguy]

6. Our dogs are our garbage disposal

And my wife's out walking them now.

[MrCoffee]

8. The dogs ate the frozen shrimp? That can't be good for them.

On the other hand, dogs eat poo.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. The fucking shrimp are in the fucking freezer, I would imagine.

Put them in a fucking colander and rinse them in really fucking cold water. :hi:

[taterguy]

5. Have you been in my kitchen? How do you know that the fucking shrimp are in the fucking freezer?

And how do I get the water colder than what comes out of the tap?

Should I put that in the fucking freezer too?

[lunatica]

4. Are the shrimp really fucking?!

I saw a special by Jacques Crusteaou (sp?) once and they're amazing when they fuck. They change colors!

Look for the changing colors!

[taterguy]

9. I can't find the fucking shrimp so I don't know if they're actually fucking

[struggle4progress]

10. If I got a message like that from my wife, I'd go to the grocery store and buy shrimp

I'd come home, drop the frozen suckers in the microwave, pop open a cold frosty, sit down and say to myself ... Wait a minute ... I'm not married

[taterguy]

12. Dude, the fucking shrimp were in the freezer

ScreamingMeemie pointed that out.

Here's another domestic tip:

'Defrost the shrimp' also means: Once they're defrosted, shell and devein them.

Failure to translate that means you ain't getting no dinner.

And what would you do if you had gotten that message after popping a couple a cold ones?

Can't go to the store after you've had a couple brews.

[struggle4progress]

13. umm .. I checked my freezer and they weren't there

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Fucking shrimp? I think that kind of shrimp is out of season.

Kinda like the whole oysters only in months with an 'r' thing.

[dembotoz]

14. you have a little person in your freezer???!?

damn thats against the law.

[GirlAfire]

15. This Thread Delivers n/t

[madinmaryland]

16. Sorry for the delay, but did you get the shrimp defrosted, Francis??

[taterguy]

18. Thanks for reminding me that I put the fucking shrimp on the counter two weeks ago

I was wondering what that smell was

[MissDeeds]

17. Better make reservations

I got in a snit once about my husband never helping with dinner when I had to work late, so he brought home Chinese food and Chianti. A nice dinner out can do wonders for marital harmony. Good luck!

[taterguy]

19. I thought Chianti went best with fava beans and liver