I have this friend who has a problem and I don't know where else to turn

[CreekDog]

She thinks a cat is trying to steal her husband.

:hide:

[MrCoffee]

1. She should get back on her meds ASAP

[TZ]

2. Hey java boy

Shouldn't you be singing Rush lullabies to BabyCoffee? ( see my Rush thread- Dr.Strange strikes back!)

[Shell Beau]

3. Well if you check out my sig line, that cat is pretty hot.

Just sayin'!

[CreekDog]

4. K&R

:rofl:

[Debi]

5. I think she's on to something

That cat is not NORMAL. :scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Okay, wait. I need more information.

starting with 'I have a friend'. I need proof.


:rofl:

Oh, like you didn't back your ass into that one.

[CreekDog]

7. Ok here's your hint:

you have a cat and a husband.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Not my cat. Keep going.

:rofl:

And, that poor man (AKA the Fun Sucker) is exhausted from repairing his boat in his spare time. God forbid he fold a load of laundry or fix the dryer.

[CreekDog]

9. Fix the dryer?

Did he heat the carpet glue in there?

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Jesus!!!! Don't give him any ideas!!!!!!

My entire first floor has boat parts strewn. I'm trying to hold it together, but it's not easy.

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

13. Use the carpet glue

that sh*t is pretty dang strong. :rofl:

[RandomThoughts]

10. That is funny.

:rofl:

Really funny :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. No. It. Is Not.

:grr:

Not in the least.


:rofl: