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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-03-10 08:10 PM
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the phrase of the day is "pistol whip the motherfucker with my cellphone until his eyeball pops out"
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-03-10 08:14 PM
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1. And that is why we call it
an eye-phone.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-03-10 08:20 PM
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2. and then he can put an
eye pad on it ;)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-03-10 08:21 PM
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3. you know, a progressive site does not need this kind of negativity
Besides, the more correct phrase is "stab him in the fucking face with a pencil".
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 12:57 AM
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4. LudditeFingerPop
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 03:57 AM
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5. Who pissed in your cornflakes? n/t
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 06:46 AM
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6. cellphones are so tiny these days
cant do much damage with a cellphone
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 07:47 AM
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7. Actually I believe the proper phrase
is 'pistol whip the *LAME ASS* motherfucker etc....'
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 12:44 PM
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8. Isn't it better to shove it down their throat & make them choke on it?
And watch their eyeballs pop out? That's my fantasy...:evilgrin:
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blueamy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 12:45 PM
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9. I like it.
I'll use it on the next idiot that NEEDS to be on his/her cell phone while trying to check out at the grocery store.
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