Lil Missy
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:26 PM
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Today someone told me I'm fat. |
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I said "I can lose weight, you'll still be an asshole."
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:28 PM
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:28 PM
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2. And THAT was the perfect come-back! |
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:29 PM
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I like "I may be fat but you're a dickwad, and I can go to the gym."
assholes.
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:34 PM
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You have much more restraint than I do. :grr:
Great response!
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:50 PM
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5. Maybe the person meant |
Lil Missy
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Sat Apr-03-10 10:55 PM
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Sat Apr-03-10 11:20 PM
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That reminds me of a few years ago when somebody told me I ruined myself because he didn't like my piercings. I went to laugh about it with my mom because he had been trying to date me for awhile so I was happy at the thought that he might have lost interest. When I told her she ran in the other room and started to tell him that even if I did ruin myself, which I did not, I could remove my piercings in two seconds and he'd still be ugly inside and out.
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Sat Apr-03-10 11:24 PM
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6 feet tall and 200 pounds.
I get like this every spring from not having riode my bicycle as much over the winter.
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Sat Apr-03-10 11:57 PM
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9. And there is nothing wrong with being fat. |
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Body shape is not a moral issue.
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Sat Apr-03-10 11:59 PM
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10. Want me to kick their ass, Lil? |
Lil Missy
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Sun Apr-04-10 08:41 AM
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12. Yes, then I can sit on them. |
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Sun Apr-04-10 12:22 AM
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11. maybe they meant PHAT? |
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Sun Apr-04-10 10:13 AM
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13. Anyone that would do that is pretty insensitive. |
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Mon Apr-05-10 05:37 AM
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25. There are lots of clods out there, unfortunately. |
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Never thinking once how their off-the-wall comments make the recipient feel. Or not caring.
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Sun Apr-04-10 01:19 PM
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14. I'm glad you put down the Pringles long enough to respond - Hope |
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You didn't talk with your mouth full.
Happy easter, LM!!!
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Lil Missy
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Sun Apr-04-10 03:07 PM
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16. It was doughnuts, you dumbass! |
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Sun Apr-04-10 11:41 PM
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20. Well, that I can understand..... |
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:donut: :donut: :donut: :donut:
Hope you got a little chocolate for easter, too...
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Mon Apr-05-10 02:57 AM
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inside all of us fat people is a skinny person just waiting to get out....
fortunately, we can shut the little asshole up with some chocolate. :evilgrin:
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Sun Apr-04-10 02:01 PM
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15. Today, someone would die . . . |
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Sun Apr-04-10 06:08 PM
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17. No, they meant "phat". |
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Edited on Sun Apr-04-10 06:09 PM by MilesColtrane
They were obviously coming off watching a "Fresh Prince of Bel Aire" marathon.
(I have a feeling you are also "def", "dope", and "fly".)
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Sun Apr-04-10 06:17 PM
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18. Years ago, I remember a guy at the gym "complimenting" me that |
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working out had improved me, because previously I had been "broad of beam."
And I had never thought so - at the point I was young and the idea I was too big had never entered my head!
Needless to say, his attempts at dating me did not come out to fruition.
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Sun Apr-04-10 06:43 PM
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I told that asshole in the mirror to piss off!
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Mon Apr-05-10 12:09 AM
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21. You bring teh awesome!! |
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:loveya: and all the other plus-sized females out there!
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Mon Apr-05-10 12:11 AM
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22. Perfect answer! Good for you! |
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Bet that person had a not-very-bright look on his or her face...
I wonder why people feel compelled to comment on another's weight gain, another couple of wrinkles, etc?
What gets to me is the insistence of some folks that I must be coloring my hair. It is really dark, and at almost 58 years old, there's hardly any gray. A few solitary silvery hairs here and there, which I love. My grandmother had black hair until her dying day, as does my mom at age 80. And there are people who will actually come up and start "digging" through my hair to see if there are any tell-tale roots.
One of these days, and it will be some day soon I'm afraid, I think I'll clean somebody's clock.
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Mon Apr-05-10 04:41 AM
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24. I say the ladies love my belly. |
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The giggle really gets them going.
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Mon Apr-05-10 05:52 PM
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26. I say something similar. I say the ladies love it when my titties jiggle. |
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Mon Apr-05-10 07:56 PM
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27. I tried the atkins diet and lost 20 pounds in 2 months. I've been off it for about a week and am |
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about to start it again. I didn't find I was very hungry when I started the atkins diet ... which is good. I guess eating meat means you feel full even as you loose weight.
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