Moments in your life that seem like they are from Seinfeld!

[Bennyboy]

I just rode on of those lark scooters. ("going straight to hell at no more than 5 miles and hour").

[Richard Steele]

1. We have a "surpervisor" at the factory who is almost universally DESPISED...

Her very name is an EPITHET here, just as "Newman"
was on Seinfeld. If you see someone who looks sad,
and ask them "what's wrong?", odds are that they will hiss
'GLADYS!!!' (not her real name)

So I have several "Seinfeldesque" moments every day.


More Seinfeldesque: I recently attempted to perpetrate
the "roomate switch" with a nasty, stupid 6-foot-tall
blonde co-worker who I've bought a few beers for after work.

Her roommate is very petite, asian-looking,dark-haired, dark eyed,
And, as it turned out, she can PRODUCE and SWING a geniune Louisville Slugger
faster than I can blink.

Serenity NOW!!!!!!!

[Initech]

2. I once cashed a check for 12 cents.

[Touchdown]

18. I refuse...

To ride for an hour into the city to sit at a table like that!

[skygazer]

3. Sometimes my whole life feels like a Seinfeld moment

I meet bizarre people with bizarre stories and have bizarre interactions all the time. But then, I work retail.

[Odin2005]

4. "COFFEE = SEX!!!"

I am such a literal-minded fool!

[gmoney]

5. I'm constantly shouting "Serenity Now!"

And everything I do has unintended consequences, but usually not very hilarious.

[Touchdown]

6. We make fun of the way a lady dances.

She was at the union Christmas party one year.:rofl:

[Roon]

8. I have a neice who does the Elain dance perfect!!

She was doing it at christmas and I just about lost it!

[Skittles]

7. the way he shadowboxes with Elaine

my cat and I get into it the same way - cat sits on the top of the couch behind my head and keeps bopping me - so I'll bop him, he bops back and then we go at it

[Bucky]

9. Nah. Seinfeld was about nothing. But when you teach high schoolers, it's always something.

[Auggie]

10. Any moment with Mr and Mrs Seinfeld

Particularly the trip Jerry and Elaine take to Florida

Elaine has to beg the Seinfelds to turn on the AC then hurts her back on the lousy sofa bed.

[Mad_Dem_X]

11. For a long time, my in-laws had no A/C

In the summertime, it was unbearable at their house. Then, they got A/C, but my MIL hated to turn it on. I joked to my husband all the time, that I should do the Elaine-begging thing at her.

ETA: I've also been known to shout, "Serenity now!" when I'm stressed out.

[SteppingRazor]

12. This one time, I was rear-ended by a guy without insurance, and the court made him my butler. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. Being turned down for a job because in a hurry I asked the prospective employer to call back

It just seemed rather trivial, like what you might find in Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[Bennyboy]

14. "I was In The Pool!"

Shrinkage.

[Bennyboy]

15. I too HATED the English Patient.

Worst movie ever.

[hippywife]

16. None of them, thank goodness.

I hate that show and all the characters in it.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Dude. My life is so sitcom worthy, Seinfeld should be stealing from me.

[Touchdown]

19. I have the REAL Merv Griffin set.

:evilgrin:

[Bennyboy]

20. Couldn't see the object in one of those 3 D posters...

Still bums me out. WHY NOT ME? I ask!