Jesse James tries In 'n' Out approach to rehab...he left, but he's back! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

EXCLUSIVE: Jesse James Back In RehabEXCLUSIVE: Jesse James Back In Rehab
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Posted on Apr 05, 2010 @ 01:03PM

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-jesse-james-heads-back-rehab



Jesse James is back in rehab, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The troubled husband of Sandra Bullock bolted from Sierra Tucson just days ago after Bullock refused to take on of his phone calls.

RadarOnline.com reported that James was acting erratic but sources close to the situation said his return to rehab was possible.

Now James has apparently realized he needs to go back into sex addiction treatment and made up his mind Sunday to go back to Sierra Tucson. He then checked back in.

Described as a “broken man,” James is desperate to save his marriage but Bullock has already prepared divorce papers. She has heavy security around her and does not want to be face-to-face with her husband.

Jesse has been linked to four women while married to Sandra, and confessed to her that he was with seven women.

The revelation of his serial cheating comes after years of Sandra suspecting he was unfaithful and confronting him. Jesse always denied it.

[flvegan]

1. Sandra, call me!

I'll be as faithful as a lap dog, I will. Promise.

Hee hee...I'm getting a Ferrari. Red one.

[KamaAina]

4. Sorry, dude. I phreaked your phone number to ring on my cell.

:loveya: Sandra!

[LynneSin]

2. Tiger Woods has GOT to love this

Since he is no longer the world's worst husband to have his entire life documented minute by minute on the news

[KamaAina]

3. Celebrity Deathmatch!

"World's Worst Husbands"!

[gratuitous]

5. Possibilities there

I could see Tiger taking on Jesse with golf clubs. Jesse responds by firing assorted bimbos at Tiger across the ring, all of them mounted on custom choppers. After a brief interruption to contemplate the legality of using custom rides, Mills Lane opines, "I'll allow it." Everything breaks down when the wives start going after each other outside the ring. Jesse says Tiger should never have cheated on such a fine woman as Elin while Tiger calls Jesse an idiot for tomcatting around on Sandra. Jesse saves Elin, Tiger saves Sandra, and the two new couples depart the ring while Nick and Johnny contemplate the merits of True Love.

[KamaAina]

7. No way! Jesse'd launch a panzer attack!

Followed by a miniature radio-controlled Luftwaffe. :P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. It's the kind of thing celebs in the media crosshairs can only dream of

Also, even though it shouldn't matter that the public knows Sandra as a celebrity and only knows Elin as Woods' wife, it does matter.

James did bad things behind the back of a woman America loves.

Woods did bad things behind the back of a woman America doesn't know from Adam.

And it does all factor into teh reporting, as well as the public reaction.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Hey, it worked for Robert Downey Jr.

Only took him like 10 stays in rehab to kick the habit, but now he's clean...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. Yeah, but I heard that once you've had Lutwaffe, you can never go back

Some things go too deep for rehab, you know? I may be old-fashioned, but if I saw this woman in the lane next to me on the freeway, I'd roll my windows.

But one man's ceiling is another man's floor, I guess.

:eyes:



And other than the fact that he got caught and is in danger of permanently losing his seat on the Sandra Bullock Gravy Train, what's his motivation?

[KG]

11. 'permanently losing his seat on teh Sandra Bullock Gravy Train' is his only motivation you can bet.

[KG]

9. there's no comparison to Tiger. Tiger is actually somebody. if his wife goes, he's still TW

JJ goes back to being a grease monkey. he fucked up bad and he knows it.