Man dislocates jaw on huge sandwich, chain changes sandwich's name

[pepperbear]

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/man-bites-off-more-than-he-can-chew-dislocates-jaw-on-huge-sandwich/19423893

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Chad Ettmueller, a structured settlement broker in Cumming, Ga., suffered a locked jaw for 14 hours after biting into a double meat, double cheese sandwich. But what may be more amazing is that Ettmueller is going against the grain of this lawsuit-happy country and NOT taking the makers of the sandwich to court.

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Ettmueller is especially fond of a sandwich called the "Wicked," which has five different types of meat and three cheeses. Because he hadn't eaten all day, he ordered a version with twice the meat and cheese, which made his jaw drop.

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So Which 'Wich has taken his suggestions under advisement and is considering three new names: "Lock-Jaw," "Double Dislocator," or "Jaw Wrecker" and is putting them up to a fan vote at their company Web site and Facebook fan page.



I tried so very hard to come up with a story like this. I just couldn't.

[Initech]

1. I gotta say double-dislocator has a nice ring to it.