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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-10 09:35 PM
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Perfect Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian.'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, 'Son.... what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home! after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, 'so, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?

I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?

His son replies, 'Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS!
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-10 09:53 PM
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1. I love it!
Priceless story...priceless conclusion! :)
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-10 09:54 PM
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2. *snicker*
cute
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-10 09:55 PM
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3. That's cute.
:)
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-10 10:35 PM
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4. cute.
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-10 06:38 AM
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5. I laughed.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-10 07:49 AM
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6. LOL!!!
I love Jack! I know he won't accept this but here it is anyway!
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lacegrl03 Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-10 02:53 PM
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7. lol..
This brings back memories.. I actually said something to that effect to my husband once when a bit tipsy.. okay really tipsy, lol- only it was more along the lines of.. "I want to but can't, why don't you just find someone single.."

Long story short.. I didn't get any special treatment the following morning, lol

cute post :)

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