Why do most trees live outdoors?

[Boojatta]

[RagAss]

1. "The Oak tree in the garden"

[MajorChode]

2. Because most indoors are made of trees

[Dr Morbius]

3. They get more rain that way. (no further text)

[Orsino]

4. Because indoors, most of us are tuning in to reality TV.

It's a wonder they don't off themselves.

[NoPasaran]

5. Trees consider "door" to be an offensive term

[bluedigger]

6. I think they just like to live close to where they grew up.

[MilesColtrane]

7. They don't want to breathe the shit that comes out of our lungs.

Now the byproduct of non-human respiration is tasty noms for them.

[JonLP24]

8. Because money doesn't grow on trees and they're homeless

(My best attempt at humor)

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Obviously...

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...you've never experienced the utter futility of trying to housetrain a tree.
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[pokerfan]

10. They want to be poplar?

[Duer 157099]

11. Same reason that most people don't live in cemeteries

Indoors is just a tree graveyard

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. I have trees that want to live indoors

The damn things keep trying to sneak into the house via the sewer pipe. I evict them, and they seek revenge by throwing acorns at me.

Effing trees.

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