Gawdammit! Some guy just tried to blow up a gas station!

[bluesbassman]

He was tossing lit cigarretes all over the place and spraying gas around like he was Zoolander! I went up to his truck to politely ask him to cease and desist, but he had this sort of glazed look in his eye and the biggest damn sloth I've ever seen sitting in the cab of his truck. The sloth looked kinda edgy so I decided not to cause a scene. I think I'll buy a Tesla so I won't have to go to the gas station again.

[underseasurveyor]

1. LOL

I say we tar and feather this guy and throw lit butts at him :-)

[taterguy]

2. Oh FFS

Walk places or bike if you're that damn paranoid.

And be a man. If something bothers you, say something.

[bluesbassman]

3. Cut me some slack!

That sloth had a big tattoo on his face and was playing around with a butterfly knife.

[taterguy]

4. I'll cut you some slack motherfucker . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVsydcqxOAE

[jobycom]

5. Sometimes I wish I spent more time at DU so I'd get these things.

Other times, I don't wish it so much.

[Orsino]

6. Is someone jonesing for Warehouse 13? n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. I'd appreciate it...

.
...if NOGODY...EVER again uses this particular individual
and the word "butt" in a visual description of activity.
.
They have courts that handle those kinda crimes against humanity --
both the original and the depiction thereof.
.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Nogody... do you hear me? NOGODY!!!!! n/t

[Mopar151]

9. How many toes on the sloth?

3 toed are kinda cute. 5 toed, maybe not so much.