I've reached my maximum number of Facebook friends.

[LeftyFingerPop]

They are not letting me go above 5,000 for some reason.

I'm trying to reason with them...

These people are my best friends, and I devote time to each and every one of them. One minute per year.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Math fail.

There are only 279 minutes in a year.

[av8rdave]

2. You must have really short years!

[Dr. Strange]

6. Upon reflection...

I was using metric minutes, so I may have been wrong. My apologies.

[rug]

3. Now you can have the fun of defriending them.

[Dystopian]

4. That is not true

You are on AssPhase.
:spank:



I remember....
:loveya:



peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Well, here's what happened...

I was on AssPhase, but they merged with Nosebook, and the resulting site was called AssNose.

Then, a company called CuticleBurp merged with AssNose, resulting in CuticleAss. Another website called BurpNose was a spin off also.

They put half of my friends in CuticleAss, and the other half in BurpNose.

I forgot to pay my membership dues to BurpNose, so they sent me to collections and deleted half of my friends.

I had to get a lawyer to make them put my friends back.

Finally, CuticleAss and BurpNose were both bought by FaceBook...and that is where I am now.

:hi: :loveya:

[Dystopian]

7. omg...

Lefty:hug:
I have no words...
:rofl:
Thank you for making my night!
********giggle*********




peace~