I think I have an itchy spleen.

[kayakjohnny]

It's been bugging me all day. I can't get to it.

Maybe it's the pancreas, but it still itches. Like poison ivy, but in one tiny spot.

I'm thinking of swallowing some sand spurs so they'll scratch it on the way through.

Is there a probe for this sort of thing? And which way do I go in?

Thanks.

[BlueIris]

1. Sounds more like your pancreas, dude.

I'd get yourself some Pancreas Anti-Itch 2000, if I were you. Stat.

[Old Troop]

2. You should be able to put

your hand up your fourth point of contact and scratch it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Do your Islets of Langerhans tingle?

I hate that feeling.

[tango-tee]

9. I wouldn't be worried about the Langerhans Islets,

but once the Kurzerfritz Inlets start acting up.... Alarm! Alarm!

[Xipe Totec]

4. You sound like Crazy Dave from Plant vs Zombies nt

[kimi]

5. Stick a US size 6 knitting needle downwards into your left ear

NOT the right ear, now that's an important distinction. Has to be the left ear. Twist it to the right, though, 4 3/4 turns, go straight ahead, and down to the right and towards the itchy spot.

Should clear that right up. Good luck!

(Oh, you might want to have gauze nearby to stop the bleeding. There shouldn't be a LOT, but there will be some.)

[UTUSN]

6. I can't even GO there/where... n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. If I were you...

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I was GONNA say more, but I disgusted myself.
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[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. gall bladder.

betcha.

[kayakjohnny]

10. Nope, just a fabricated bit of nonsense during a period of boredom.

I was wondering what it would be like if one of the members of my guts family began to itch, and I couldn't do anything about it. So it was just a sub-average attempt at a weird style of alleged humor. And even that, only applicable to a certain few folks with a propensity for the absurd.

:)