Other than in Reno, where have you shot a man just to watch him die?

[Orrex]

[gmoney]

1. I believe Arkadelphia is the only other city where it is legal.

[Orrex]

2. But doesn't one of you have to be drunk first? Or both?

[gmoney]

3. Technically no, but it certainly adds to the entertainment factor...

and gives the other guy a sporting chance.

[Mopar151]

7. I used to hang with a couple Texarkana bartenders

They called it T-town. Being drunk is pretty much a given in T-Town.

[Mopar151]

4. I hear it's popular in Tijauna just now

Medellin, Colombia had a heyday. Tombstone, AZ would work in the lyric for Country music, Newark, Harlem, and Compton fit an urban motif.
In my local versions of Hell, Franklin is likely, as well as Lake Ave. (in Manch Vegas)

[XemaSab]

5. Puyallup

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

6. Winnemucca.

Really, it was more of a mercy killing, to relieve him of the horror of living in Winnemucca.

[Roon]

14. When I was driving truck, I always made sure to stop in Winnemucca

for the night and get my free trucker's breakfast at the truck stop/casino.

[jobycom]

8. My mother shot Kennedy, but no one believes me.

She lived down the street from Oswald in New Orleans, she was engaged to a Cuban who left her to fight the Revolution (not sure which side), and my dad's father was a Mason (well, okay, his front was that he was the maintenance guy at the Masonic Lodge in New Orleans, but come on, it's pretty obvious he was really the guy in charge). Plus, my grandmother's family had deep mob connections (well, just her uncle who they found him floating in the River with multiple stab wounds). And my grandmother worked for McKenzie's Bakery in the shop that's now the Creole Creamery (I'm not sure how that's connected, but it obviously is).

And my mother says she doesn't remember where she was when Kennedy was shot--if that's good enough to convict George Bush, it's good enough to convict my mother.

[old mark]

9. In the downstairs mens room at Trump Plaza, but that was many years ago

when I was young and foolish and actually went to such places.


mark

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. I would tell you but, my lawyer advised me not to discuss the details.

Sorry.

[Dr. Strange]

11. His elbow.

[Orrex]

20. Are you sure it was his?

[Dr. Strange]

24. Why?

What have you heard?

[Orrex]

26. Well, I'm not one to start rumors.

Just sayin' that it's best to make sure, is all.

[Dr. Strange]

29. Damn.

Now I'm all paranoid.

[GreenPartyVoter]

33. Belly button, for me. Had to fixed that danged outie!

[Ptah]

12. Dude, he was smoking at the gas pump

:nuke: :grr:

[Orrex]

13. Well, I don't see what else you could have done.

[struggle4progress]

15. I would have pelted him with meteorites

[Swede]

16. Lawton.

:shrug:

[SoxFan]

22. In Lawton, the guy who gets shot is the lucky one

What a dump that town is...

[Z_I_Peevey]

17. Lodi,

but as a mitigating factor, I was stuck there, so it's understandable.

[XemaSab]

28. I was in Lodi on Thursday night

I had the world's only bad hole-in-the-wall burrito.

It tasted Chinese. I am really lucky I didn't get sick. x(

[liberaltrucker]

18. Cut and Shoot, Texas

Local ordnance. A paper cut counts, though.

:evilgrin:

[Chemical Bill]

19. Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonopah. n/t

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

I'm up for it if YOU are...

[BuelahWitch]

23. Tooele, Utah

They'll shoot you out there if you call it "Tooly" (the correct pronunciation is "Too-ELLA").

[XemaSab]

30. Right down the road from "Fruita"

:D

[mitchum]

25. A beach in Algiers

[Fleshdancer]

27. the bedroom usually

Why do you ask?

[Bucky]

31. I once shot a man in flagrante delicto just to see him cry

Man, I can't believe I spelled flagrante delicto correct the first time out!

[Orrex]

32. Isn't that a lunch special at Teh Olive Garden?

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. In the jimmies. n/t

[ZombieHorde]

35. I only shoot people so I can eat them, which is perfectly legal everywhere. nt

[MilesColtrane]

36. I've done a shot with a man that made me want to die the next morning.

Actually, it was more like eight shots.