cherokeeprogressive
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Sun Apr-11-10 12:50 AM
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Making your own home security system. |
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1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went to the Winn-Dixie for more ammo and beer. Be back in a hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls cuz they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the dang blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter"
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Sun Apr-11-10 12:54 AM
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1. My dear cherokeeprogressive! |
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Now, this is truly inspired!
I don't think my neighbors would buy it, though...
:P
:rofl:
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Wed Apr 24th 2024, 10:47 AM
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