*****SOY SAUCE AND DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICKS IN YOUR JAPANESE TAKE-HOME BAG APPRECIATION THREAD*****

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Tobin S.]

1. I actually prefer the duck sauce and hot mustard

Mix them up together and dip your egg roll in it. I don't like soy sauce and chop sticks are beyond my comprehension.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I wanted to impress a Japanese waitress once...

...or at minimum not appear to be a "gaijin," so I taught myself how to use chopsticks on the spot.

And yes, we eventually dated. Would she have dated me if I ate with a fork? We'll never know.

:rofl: