Ted Nugent scratched by kitty next door...doctor predicts "fever," plus a long run of crappy albums

[Amerigo Vespucci]

CNN Michigan - Rocket Ted Nugent was scratched earlier today by the kitty next door and rushed to the local emegency room for treatment. After a lengthy examination, the attending physician told Nugent that he had a rare malady called "cat scratch fever," and that once the fever subsided, he could expect...at minimum...a 33 year stretch of bad album after bad album after bad album. Upon his release, Nugent resumed the recording of his next studio album, "Weekend Warriors," which...upon a preliminary listening to some unfinished tracks...confirms the doctor's diagnosis.



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[kayakjohnny]

1. Very, very and I might add very

impressive thread title.

If the gods are on their game, Ted will shoot himself and live, and be humiliated for the rest of his 'life'.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. What a DISGUSTING thing to wish on another human being!!!

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[Nickster]

2. Bravo, bravo.

[Steerpike]

4. well

I hate him and his politics...but I have to admit I still love his music...