Would you want one of these?

[Archae]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ&feature=popt02us03

I wouldn't, on the busted-up sidewalks and in winter around here it would be near-useless.

[flvegan]

1. Only if I can get one with a turbo and nitrous.

[trof]

2. Effing AMAZING.

It would be great for the handicapped/wheelchair bound.
Not so great for all the obese Americans who don't get enough exercise.
Need larger seats for those, too.
;-)

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I dunno... does it vibrate?

.
Two nuns are riding their U3-X Personal Mobility Prototypes back
from the library to their convent. On the way, one nun suggests
they take a short cut down a cobblestone alley way.
.
About half way down the alley way, one nun says to the other nun,
"Wow, I've never come this way before"
.
The other nun replies, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones"
.

[Orrex]

4. Now that's what I call a dirty habit.

[rrneck]

5. Reinvent the... ?