: Top 10 Country Western Songs

[madmom]

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine


9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A
Few


8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'


6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win


5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here


4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him


3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger


2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer


And the Number One Country & Western song is...


1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

[fishwax]

1. Dropkick Me Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)

Dropkick Me Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left nor the right
Right through the heart of those righteous uprights
Dropkick Me Jesus, through the goalposts life

:rofl:

Another great line from the song: "I've got the will, Lord, if you've got the toe"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo

[Richardo]

2. !!

"I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here" :rofl:

The rest are great too, but that one made my snort-laugh. :thumbsup: