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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 04:28 PM
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Gertrude, Maude and Tillie were sitting on a parkbench...
These
three old ladies and their dogs

were
sitting on a park bench

having
a quiet conversation

when
a flasher approached from across the park.

The
flasher came up to the ladies,

stood
right in front of them

and
opened his trench coat.





Gertrude
immediately had a stroke.


Then
Maude also had a stroke.

But
Tillie, being older and more feeble,

couldn't
reach that far.







:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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