kayakjohnny
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Wed Apr-21-10 07:54 PM
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10 ways to a flatter stomach... (simplified version) |
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1.Stop 2.Eating 3.So 4.Much 5.Crap
6.Get 7.Out 8.And 9.Walk 10.More
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struggle4progress
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Wed Apr-21-10 09:15 PM
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1. What? No recommendation of a book on weight-loss meditation? No link to those magic slippers |
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that help you burn away fat whenever you wear them and come with a free sham-wow?
:mad:
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applegrove
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Wed Apr-21-10 09:17 PM
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2. Three words. Norwegian Sea Kelp. You'll loose 5 pounds. |
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Wed Apr-21-10 09:17 PM
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3. that doesnt flatten the tummy. sit ups sit ups sit ups as you stop eating and walk. lol. nt |
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Wed Apr-21-10 09:43 PM
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situps make me less flat. More likely to pop my pants.
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UTUSN
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Wed Apr-21-10 09:30 PM
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4. You genetically-THIN people are SO superior!!!!!!1 n/t |
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Wed Apr-21-10 09:55 PM
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When you get up in the morning and can't see your dick, stop eating.
I'm not sure if it would work all that well with women, though.
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Wed Apr-21-10 10:15 PM
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"What was that? Whaddya mean you think you look fat? You're perfect! I wouldn't change a thing. To tell you the truth, those thin stomachs look a little ill - and kind of creepy, really. :scared:
Now, please stop fretting over this nonsense & have another slice of chocolate cake!"
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Thu Apr-22-10 01:35 PM
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8. liposuction, then sit ups when you are all healed up |
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wishful thinking, wish I could afford liposuction, most of my fat is in my gut.
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Thu Apr-22-10 02:02 PM
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9. But wait, I demand a pill or 7-day plan from an infomercial that requires no work! |
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Or a magic diet that allows me to eat whatever I want as long as I eat one of whatever the magic fucking weight-loss-item of the week is!
What we eat and/or how much we exercise have NOTHING to do with our weight!! Only the presence or absence of a pill or an herb is all that matters.
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