Not many people know that for a long time now, I've been hoping to get married again.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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It's been a long, S-L-O-W process, but I've finally narrowed the
field of "contestants" down to two women.
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My dilemma is that each has scored equally well in all categories.
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I had thought the talent competition would be the tie-breaker but,
as you will see... they are both evenly matched in their special
gifts.
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So, I turn to you for help and guidance. What to do? What to do?
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Help me, my Obi Wan Kenobis... you're my only hope.
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Choice #1 is on the left and # 2 is on the right.
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[Dr Morbius]

1. Oh, you've got to go with number two.

Such flexibility must be rewarded.

[one_voice]

2. I'll get back to you when I

stop laughing....


:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MajorChode]

3. One has a brilliant mind, the other a brilliant body

Tough choice

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. I know... I KNOW...

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...one of them makes my genitalia ululate...
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...and the other is dressed in that attractive red outfit.
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[Withywindle]

4. The question is, which one do YOU resemble more?

Long-term relationships tend to be between people of a similar level of attractiveness, however they define that.

[Kali]

5. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know which one you would really be happier with!:rofl:

[Writer]

6. One word: POLYGAMY.

With this sort of gene pool, you might as well tap both wells. ;)

[KG]

7. it's obvious, the lady on the left likes to fart on the first date.

[TommyO]

8. I can't decide between them, but #2 gets points taken away

she should have stuck with traditional black latex, red just doesn't cut it in my book.

[retread]

9. You've eliminated my sister? I thought both of you shared the same view of life!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. you should marry the one on the right, of course, because

she looks like a wife. Keep the one on the right for your girlfriend. ;)

[LynneSin]

11. But I thought this woman was the one for you.....

[Orsino]

12. Choice #2 is unambiguously on the left.. n/t