Unintentionally perverted toys for kids

[Archae]

Anyone here have any of these?

http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-children.html

My younger sister had the "Growing Up Skipper." :rofl:

[sakabatou]

1. LOL

[carlyhippy]

2. .

[TommyO]

3. The Batman water pistol is a scream, I need to find one.

[flying rabbit]

13. I had one

and even my young-naive-noncynical-innocent-childhood mind kept going WTF?

[rcrush]

4. I'm Mr Bucket balls pop out of my mouth.

What?

I'm Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top
I'm Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop
I'm Mr. Bucket, we're all gonna run
I'm Mr. Bucket, buckets of fun!
I'm Mr. Bucket, balls pop out of my mouth
I'm Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I'm about
I'm Mr. Bucket, we're all gonna run
I'm Mr. Bucket, buckets of fun!

[MorningGlow]

5. OMG I have #9

The Skipper who sprouts boobs. They were age-appropriate A-cups, but still... And no, I never swung my arm around in an arc trying to get mine to grow.
:rofl:

[Kat45]

6. I have the Tarzan one.

As soon as I heard they were going to recall it, I made sure to pick one up. :rofl:

[TommyO]

7. I grabbed two of them, and managed to sell one for a handsome return

quite a few years ago.

[Kat45]

8. I've wondered about selling it, but unfortunately, I don't have the box.

I know that makes a difference. Did you have the box?

[TommyO]

11. Boxed and unopened

The one that we kept was opened and played with, mercilessly!

[BlueIris]

9. Fr-ooze Pop was marketed to kids...using a voice that repeatedly says, "lick it, suck it."

Horrifying.

And the Dick Slide is just awful.

[chrisa]

10. WTF? What is the Rafiki toy actually supposed to be doing?

I mean, look at the video of it. :rofl:

[jmm]

12. I use to have the controversial Little Mermaid cover

It's still questionable how intentional the drawing was.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1802/do-disney-movies-contain-subliminal-erotica

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Mermaid.html