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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 04:37 PM
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Yesterday, I stopped the microwave oven WITH ONLY TWO SECONDS LEFT!1!!
:eek:

Hmmm...okay, so why does Will Smith get all kinds of oohs and aahhs when he stops a bomb at two seconds left, and I get NONE?? My microwave is sort of like a bomb...maybe I'd burn my fingers on a hot plate...IT'S RISKY, GIVE ME SOME SLACK! ;) :hi:

Yeah, I just want attention and I've got nothing worth-while to post. Sorry. Back to your latest "What the F did that happen in florida or texas???" threads...
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 04:52 PM
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1. I flushed a toilet yesterday when there was no waste in it.
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 04:55 PM
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2. Really walking on the wild side there, dude.
Props.

:applause:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 05:02 PM
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3. Inquiring minds want to know.
Who started it?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 03:53 PM
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6. Surprisingly, Will Smith.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 03:53 PM
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7. It's where I live.
:shrug: ;)
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mikeSchmuckabee Donating Member (288 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 05:12 PM
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4. You could be the next James Bond!
Fire Walk With Me will return in

POPCORNFINGER

with Gert Frobe and Hillary Clinton as Penis Galore
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 05:40 PM
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5. That's nothing. I stop my microwave with 1 second to go all the time
Sometimes just as the beep starts so that's cutting it to a sweaty palms close.
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