I purchased a new over the counter sinus medication today.

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I was reading the side effects:

Severe rectal bleeding
Pain while urinating
Irreversible sweating
Bulbous kidney syndrome
Projectile vomiting
Swollen tongue
Tooth loss
Spontaneous hernias
Tail growth
Ape foot syndrome


After careful analysis, I have decided to stick with the sniffles.

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1. Oh, come on....you already have all those...

It's the lymphoma symptom that kinda turns me off.

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2. They probably cause that too.

I'm sure you have seen the prescription drug commercials that list all the side effects.

Better to have the illness sometimes. :o