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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-10 09:20 PM
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Do you know Jack Shit?
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc.

Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Dip Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced, then Noe Shit married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit an had a son with rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding known as the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with his Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit........
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mikeSchmuckabee Donating Member (288 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 06:27 AM
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1. Sure, he went to school with R. U. Shit 'n me.
Edited on Mon Apr-26-10 06:27 AM by mikeSchmuckabee
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 07:12 AM
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2. You left out Nathanial, the irritating son they disowned
They had to if they were ever going to get anything done.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 07:18 AM
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3. Here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuRwis3_iVk
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mikita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 01:20 PM
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4. loved it
thanks.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 01:24 PM
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5. No, but I know Kara T. So watch yourself. nt
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 01:38 PM
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6. Then there's the extended family
Neurotic cousin Bat. Uncles Hoss and Bull. Uncle Hugh who married Ima Head and they combined the surnames.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 02:44 PM
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7. Curiously, knowing Jack Shit and not knowing Jack Shit
Amount to the same thing.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 03:47 PM
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8. Is he any relation to the Ass family?
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 05:47 PM
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9. AFAIK, Fulla Shit married Lazy Ass
...and combined the last names. So their kids are all surnamed Shit-Ass. :D
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 05:51 PM
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10. Wait...where's KICK? Skittles?
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 05:55 PM
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11. Kick must be the cousin no one talks about.
Jealousy, ya know...
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 05:58 PM
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12. Probably one of Palin's kids.
:rofl:
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 07:04 PM
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13. No, but I met his dimunitive cousin
Joe Shit the Midget
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martymar64 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 08:58 PM
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14. Yeah, motherfucker owes me $20
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 12:02 AM
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15. He posts over in GD, right?
Oh wait, that was me...
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 12:08 AM
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16. I heard he left town.
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Shining Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 12:26 AM
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17. Huh ?
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lkz55500 Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 12:38 AM
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18. nope. never heard of the man. sounds interesting though.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 09:30 AM
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19. You're shittin' me!
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 07:40 PM
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20. ......
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