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Mon Apr-26-10 09:22 AM
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb
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Mon Apr-26-10 06:21 PM
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Mon Apr-26-10 06:31 PM
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made me want to check out my husband's thumb. :rofl:
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Mon Apr-26-10 06:30 PM
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3. SPEW!!!!!!!!! ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN!! |
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Mon Apr-26-10 06:34 PM
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5. I almost didn't read the whole thing... |
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because I was thinking about a femur being as hard as concrete... just after hearing the word penis... and my mind started to wander...
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Mon Apr-26-10 08:08 PM
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6. I actually started remembering and decided it was bullshit so I kept reading |
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Mon Apr-26-10 08:12 PM
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7. I swear I'm not looking at my thumb. |
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and I finished the whole thread :)
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Mon Apr-26-10 09:31 PM
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Mon Apr-26-10 09:42 PM
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9. I did look at my thumb briefly |
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but knew it was BS, so I finished reading
I'll leave it to your imagination how I knew it was BS :evilgrin:
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